Just some weird guy from Germany.
If you want to know anything ask away~

 

kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

(Source: sometimes-alice)

Anonymous asked
Thoughts on corgis?

tenaflyviper:

They are the physical manifestation of pure happiness.

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Also, they are filled with rainbows.

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blusteps:

We should totally make the boobs bigger!!! ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ/cries because this kinda makes me happy and sad at the same time

blusteps:

We should totally make the boobs bigger!!! ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ
/cries because this kinda makes me happy and sad at the same time

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

(Source: matterboard)

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdturdnerd)

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

kingcheddarxvii:

batchackles:

kingcheddarxvii:

It is the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen and grown-ass human beings keep making the decision that Benedict Cumberbatch is sexier than Idris Elba when that is objectively not true

Excusez-Moi?

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What’s this gif of a lively radish supposed to prove

merryblackgirl:

the only kind of white boys i’ll date are the ones who can do this

(Source: taterthots)