Bad Day by R.E.M
It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture. It’s been a bad day, please.
life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
if the Warden is in the game I want them to be accompanied by one of their companions who says all their lines
warden: *tries to talk but a dragon roars*
companion: “oh, you said we should do such and such? what a great idea”
warden: *says something quietly that can’t be heard over the waterfall*
companion: “SHE SAID WE SHOULD STOP AND MAKE CAMP HERE”
yo heads up if you misgender people behind their backs and justify it with “oh it’s not like they’ll know” then you’re subhuman trash
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around fasterDUDEExplains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide