Just some weird guy from Germany.
If you want to know anything ask away~
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit.
They have Le Mis
They have the phantom of the opera
They have the adventures of sherlock holmes
They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books
They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.
I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA
you can get them here
every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet
shepard: I AM THE FLEET
I’m trying to draw Makaras, and GHB is becoming an infinite well of frustration. What the fuck. What the FUCK is going on with his head? There seems to be three common interpretations:
KURLOZ BUT BIGGER
WHAT SATAN WOULD LOOK LIKE IN JEM PROBABLY
SCENE KID BLOW DRYER ACCIDENT
But all of them are hard and I give up, so he’s getting LOST A BET AGAINST THE EMPRESS from now on.
AWWWWW poor dude