Just some weird guy from Germany.
If you want to know anything ask away~

 

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

Dudes check this out.

awkwardmastermind:

Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit. 

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They have Le Mis

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They have the phantom of the opera

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They have the adventures of sherlock holmes

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They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books

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They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.

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I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

you can get them here

every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet

shepard: I AM THE FLEET

So Makara Hair.

rainbowbarnacle:

chelcicruel:

I’m trying to draw Makaras, and GHB is becoming an infinite well of frustration. What the fuck. What the FUCK is going on with his head? There seems to be three common interpretations:

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KURLOZ BUT BIGGER

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WHAT SATAN WOULD LOOK LIKE IN JEM PROBABLY

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SCENE KID BLOW DRYER ACCIDENT

But all of them are hard and I give up, so he’s getting LOST A BET AGAINST THE EMPRESS from now on.

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AWWWWW poor dude