— PLAYED 6,627 TIMES

Bad Day by R.E.M

It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture. It’s been a bad day, please.

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

I dreamt smth about poisonous ninja-oranges in miniature wine barrels??

What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?

eskalations:

Looks:
Personality:

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

kanyewesticle:

i cant believe its been 50 years since 50 years ago

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

biowaresucks:

if the Warden is in the game I want them to be accompanied by one of their companions who says all their lines

warden: *tries to talk but a dragon roars*

companion: “oh, you said we should do such and such? what a great idea”

warden: *says something quietly that can’t be heard over the waterfall*

companion: “SHE SAID WE SHOULD STOP AND MAKE CAMP HERE”

beastheads:

yo heads up if you misgender people behind their backs and justify it with “oh it’s not like they’ll know” then you’re subhuman trash

32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

polycrypt:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

trekupmysleeve:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Explains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide
z-eniith:

this happened

z-eniith:

this happened