soliquidus-bosselot:

european-extreme:

in all seriousness who came up with bb blow up dolls though

that guy from R&D sure is brilliant

"Snake, the R&D team came up with something new."

"What’s this?"

"It’s a… Blow up doll."

"Hold on Kaz, who the hell came up with this thing?"

"I’m sorry, Boss. He meant well, I swear."

"It’s… BRILLIANT!"

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

jonathanhamm:

I need a sugar daddy to support my metal gear solid addiction

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

http://halemmerich.co.vu/post/97758081935/slimydad-kittenchowder-you-can-tell-whos →

slimydad:

kittenchowder:

You can tell who’s oppressed by what they are fighting for.

Women in other parts of the world fight to have an education, to be able to walk in the streets and not be stoned to death. They fight to be able to marry who they want. They fight to be able to…

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angryladies:

Ok but that post that’s like ”WHAT WOULD A CORRUPT FIREMAN EVEN LOOK LIKE??”

Here’s what it would look like:

  • Refusing to put out fires in poor or minority neighborhoods
  • Claiming that fires in poor or minority neighborhoods were too far away or that there was “nothing that…
pokemonpalooza:

My Neighbor Venusaur by ~Piscimancy

hemelbeestje:

ms-tyrell:

littlehorrorshop:

Clara Bow in Wings, 1927

that outfit though

those boots!!

tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell/foureyes]

paranoirotica:

Para on our amazing new chair ❤

derpycats:

My Zeus. He definitely has a god complex.

derpycats:

My Zeus. He definitely has a god complex.

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stunnerdd:

I am sold.

stunnerdd:

I am sold.

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