official-rick-astley:

  • skeletons arent cute
  • skeletons aren’t quirky
  • SKELETONS ARE THE POWERHOUSE OF THE HELL
  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

roborenard:

absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically

destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage

romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

kuzkospoison:

I’m not emotionally ready to wash the dishes.

What the fuck is that Silent Hill siren doing in our tiny poop town

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

recentgooglesearches:

i am an adult oh god make it stop

a-little-insane:

I’m one of those students that is too shy to ask for help on an assignment so I just procrastinate until the night before and then have a mental breakdown until I eventually figure out how to do it.

  • Sebastian: I'm simply one hell of a butler
  • Ciel: oh my fucking god we get it already you don't have to say that every fucking time

lordchibi:

My anaconda can’t. My mom said no.