Just some weird guy from Germany. ----------------------------------------------------------
Sometimes I spam things from one fandom all day, if you want to blacklist spams, the tag is "Captain spams"




Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.






Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

YESSss it’s finally happening!  So smart, so hilarious, and so rare to see a concept trailer make the jump from dream to reality- October 17th can’t get here fast enough. :D



Why You Shouldn’t Let Big Boss Handle The Budget Of A Military Nation (aka what happened after he fired Kaz, and his ideas of effective security measures)

- Zanzibarland has holes in the fences everywhere, IT WASN’T PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT FOR SNAKE TO GET INSIDE.

- He…


NUDE SNAKE: As we clashed, didst thou not wrest that first bullet from its chamber with thine own hands, my green assailant? The throes of battle rarely allow for such unpracticed experiment. S'wounds, fortune smiled upon thee when thy weapon did not seize up. Dost the armament in thy paw truly suit thy wily temperament, battle-cat? For I see thy foreleg bend to absorb the bullet's strengths, a flourish rather befitting the spin-chambered firearms now obscur'd in history.

OCELOT: Fie! Thou American lout!

NUDE SNAKE: For all thy brazenry, thy skills deserve praise, young cat. Thou art truly skilled.

OCELOT: Truly skilled...


When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”



#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s No

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Go Away

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fuck Off

Harry Potter and the Goblet of One Fucking Year

Harry Potter and the Order of the What the Hell

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Shit

Harry Potter and the Deathly Damn It


person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 


breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”




"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Every busker needs an animal. Available for pre-order.

omigod, the one on the train though :)