Hi there~ I'm German, ftm trans (pre-everything) and I love food =u=
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
the adventure continues
“Art is easy, all you do is draw!”
1,00% accurate
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
Hey I need writing prompts and want to be a bother to people
So everyone who reblogs this will get a short story based on their blog I guess??
Hey this closes in 24 hours I’m not magic okay D:<
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
Now that I’ve kinda given up joining the army there are Bundeswehr ads on tv. Like everywhere. Yes please remind me I’m a failure
it’s ok to not be sure about your sexuality/gender ok guys? no matter how old you are. even if you’re in a relationship. even if you told everyone one thing. it’s really ok to not be sure because you’re growing and learning more about yourself ♬(ノ゜∇゜)ノ♩
nue:
im not dead yet because im no ones favorite character
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
O_o Should I be more worried about the Prince’s necrophilia or pedophilia
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
(Source: 5liferuiningbastards)
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
when u want to comment on how wrong someone else is but you don’t want to start shit
STORY OF MY LIFE.
(Source: ectobiologist)
I can’t believe The Illusive Man fucking bought tumblr
